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10.09.2000. Ovo je preuzeto sa ... Subject: Cuvene poslednje reci roleplayera
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prvih 9 je iz 'domace radinosti' a ostale su sa weba :o)), i jos par tagline-ova na racun FRP-a... u cilju osvezenja konferencije :o) Aca: Koja Sekta? Ranko: Nije valjda tolk'o blesav? Neša: Platio sam tog konja 10 GP, garant moze da preskoci provaliju! Neša: Sad smo bezbedni! Samo nindza moze ubiti Nin... Neša: Run! It's going to explode! We have only 5 sec! Neša: It's now or Never! Neša: Ok, sad cete da igrate. Davor: A, Stigla si! Mladen: Znas, ja sam i pomislio da je otrov mozda u hrani... Famous Last Words #1: "Where do you want me to sign that contract?" Famous Last Words #2: "But it's only a LITTLE red dragon..." Famous Last Words #4: "I think it's dead..." Famous Last Words #5: "WHAT guard?" Famous Last Words #8: "Make Me!" Famous Last Words #9: "I wait until I can see its eyes..." - Kerag Famous Last Words #10: "You saw a WHAT around the corner?" Famous Last Words #12: "This should be easy..." Famous Last Words #14: "Dragon HORDE? I thought y'said Dragon HOARD!" Famous Last Words #15: "They're JUST kobolds. What're you scared of?" Famous Last Words #16: "A 25th lvl CE mage/cleric? I pinch her butt!" Famous Last Words #17: "So what good is a ring of Chthulu control?" Famous Last Words #19: "Those Orcs couldn't hit an elephant at thi-" Famous Last Words #20: "Then we just clip this little wire here..." Famous Last Words #21: "I found the TRAAAAaaaaaaaapppp!" Famous Last Words #22: "Brak? That's a stupid name for a barbarian." Famous Last Words #23: "Don't worry - it doesn't bite..." Famous Last Words #24: "We really didn't need a Cleric anyway." Famous Last Words #25: "Glad that's over. I'm taking off my armor." Famous Last Words #28: "What pit?" Famous Last Words #29: "It's perfectly safe. Let me show you..." Famous Last Words #30: "NOTHING does 20-200 points of damage!" Famous Last Words #31: "Mongols? I don' see no Mo-" Famous Last Words #32: "We hire Orcus to be our guide..." Famous Last Words #33: "+25 to hit, +30 damage? YOU GO FIRST!" Famous Last Words #34: "Was I the only one who heard that click?" Famous Last Words #35: "Watch me goose that sleeping dragon..." Famous Last Words #36: "Nothing ever happens on the first level." Famous Last Words #37: "Nothing can penetrate this armor!" Famous Last Words #38: "I think the dragon's asleep..." Famous Last Words #42: "What's the worse that town can do? Lynch us?" Famous Last Words #46: "I don't see any archers..." Famous Last Words #47: "Nope. No trap on THIS chest..." Famous Last Words #52: "12 Death Knights? I close the door..." Famous Last Words #53: "Watch me moon that werewolf..." Famous Last Words #54: "Dragon? What dragon?" Famous Last Words #56: "Trust me! I'm an expert!" Famous Last Words #57: "That could never happen here..." Famous Last Words #59: "Oh, don't be so paranoid..." Famous Last Words #60: "Well, would you like to try?" Famous Last Words #61: "I'm not afraid..." Famous Last Words #62: "Have I ever let you down before?" Famous Last Words #63: "Don't worry, it doesn't eat meat..." Famous Last Words #64: "Am I seeing things or is that a dragon?" Famous Last Words #65: "C'mon DM, let's see some REAL monsters!" Famous Last Words #67: "Dammit, this thing won't die!" Famous Last Words #68: "Don't worry, I can handle it." Famous Last Words #69: "I bet it's an illusion." Famous Last Words #70: "I disarmed the trap." Famous Last Words #72: "Magic users are WIMPS!" Famous Last Words #73: "The DM won't let us die!" Famous Last Words #75: "This looks like a safe place to camp." Famous Last Words #76: "Geez - you guys ever see so many friggin' Orcs?" Famous Last Words #78: "Hey, Dragon - got a light?" When the D.M. laughs, It's too late. Why do "I" HAVE to talk to the Red Dragon!?!?!?!?!?! The fastest way to a mans heart is by tearing a hole in his rib cage. Freya, Goddess of Love & War - lay 'em or slay 'em! YOU go talk to the "Friendly" RED Dragon ! What do you mean, I hit with negative damage?! Kill 'em all, let the DM sort 'em out. !!!! CAUTION MURPHY FIELD !!!! AD&D Lesson #014: Never challenge your god to a duel. Bad DM!:We were surprised by a 55' dinosaur hiding in an empty field. Seize the Dungeon Master! Chaotic Evil means never having to say you're sorry! Death is irrelevant when your best friend is a 50th level cleric. Dwarven Thrower +3: A magical hammer that hurls dwarves. "A day without dragons is... MUCH SAFER!!!" Live fast, die young, and have a good looking corpse. "Did you say Beelzebub?!!!" Dungeon Rule #4: If the thief says "Oops!", RUN! A Mage with a machine gun beats your three dragons. Good generally conquers evil. Unless, of course, good is stupid. Unicorns aren't mythical - virgins are! Dungeon Rule #1: Don't go first. I am a thousand times more evil than thou! "Geez, have you ever seen so many orcs? Guys? Guys?" Don't use blood for invocations--you'll get hemogoblins. Whippings will continue until morale improves Stupidity got us into this mess; why can't it get us out? Happy as a vampire in a blood bank. Famous Last Words - Icarus: "Aaaahhhhhhhhh!" Famous Last Words: "Don't Push that but..." "You don't have to reload a sword." He who lives by the sword eats with bloody hands. Live by the sword, die by the long bow. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't. DM Advice: Every tavern scene should end in a brawl. DM Advice: "He who buys the pizza, lives." DM: Behind the door is a red dragon. Don't *EVER* annoy a dragon... Dragons: Cuddly Flamethrowers. How many hit points does being sat on by a dragon do? I have a knife of DM slaying. I KNEW I shouldn't have loaned my Sword+3 to the thief... Never send a monster to do the work of an evil Cleric. Speak softly and carry a +6 Two Handed Sword. Vampire+Werewolf = Fur coat that sticks to your neck. Wanna help me feed my dragon Wizard's Guild Parking only:- Violators will be toad. Guillotine operators receive severance pay... Bagginses keep stealing our taglines, my preciousssss... Vampires suck! Could you kill a vampire with a sunlamp? Death is merely a chance to roll a new character. "The foolish and unwary find waiting death." -- Drow Proverb Death: The unfortunate side effect of attacking a Dragon. Necromancers do it loud enough to wake the dead. Now wait a minute... how do we know you're the REAL Angel of Death? Bad DM!:But I'm already *DEAD*! Bad DM!:Each of the kobolds has a `Wand of Orcus'?!? Bad DM!:Exactly what is a `pantheon'... and why is it mad at me? Bad DM!:Fighters can't use edged weapons? Bad DM!:He has a magic resistance of *WHAT*?! Bad DM!:How did BattleMechs get into this dungeon? Bad DM!:I never heard of a `sword of party member slaying.' Bad DM!:I thought orcs had only 1 hit die? Bad DM!:No seriously, how much damage did I take? Bad DM!:That's one tough kobold... Bad DM!:`Spontaneous Decompression' is a spell? Bad DM!:Just how many 30th level wizards are there in this village? Bad DM!:That's its 43rd attack, can we draw our swords now? Bad DM!:That's okay, the spikes broke his fall. Bad DM!:What do you mean `Bend over if I want the magic sword'?? Bad DM!:You're rolling *10D20* for random encounters!? Bad DM!:Swords and daggers are the only weapons available?! AD&D mistake #329-Never specialize in two inch sticks... Dungeon? Nah. It's just a hell of a maze... Democracy is 4 wolves and a sheep deciding what's for dinner. 2-handed sword: (n) A useful tool for alignment problems. Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy. The First Goal of Evil : Effect a Compromise. Aww, who let the humans in? Thief: "There's somethin' behind the door." He has the attention span of a Kender on a double dose of acid... Orcs deserve rights.... and lefts, jabs, uppercuts.... Send MORE Missionaries -- the last ones were DELICIOUS! "Humph! Bugger off!" -- Dwarven Proverb. Fighter - Wizard - Theif The only good troll is a fireballed troll! Crossbows don't kill people. Quarrels kill people! You may be smarter... stronger... better trained... but orcs is meaner "Why is the DM smiling? <--- famous last words. Never offend a bard. Fighters kill you once;bards slander you forever. "Kobolds are harmless." -- Bearand the Bold, Epitath "We have no crime after dark." "SWAT Teams?" "Vampires." A crucifix? Oi vey, have you got the wrong vampire! Blood is thicker than water, and much tastier too! Garlic? Mama mia! Have you got the wrong vampire! Happy as a vampire in a blood bank. Vampires don't attack Lawyers. Professional courtesy. 1 Frigate, 1 Sloop, 2 Brigs, 5 gunboats... but NO CARRIER 32 stab, 4 gun wounds, feet in concrete... Coroner rules Suicide! Another victory for Truth, Justice, and Automatic Weapons. Guns don't kill people, it's the bullets. Guns get them going faster. If guns cause crime, why are we arming police officers? Klingon Safe Sex: NO BLADED WEAPONS!
28.06.1999. -dobro ajde... stavicu je na glavu.... (masku) -ma odvalicemo mi njih... -ja odoh da meditiram... -samo ti idi ja cu ih srediti... -hocemo li? -odoh ja samo da vidim sta ima pa cu se vratiti ako zagusti... -mozemo mi to mirnim putem resiti, demokratija je prava stvar... -ko je jos video da ce udariti lepu plavusu... -potion of delusion?! -jebo mamu, jebo mamu... gadjam zmaja strelom?!?! -ma idemo srpski... -skrnavi seljak... -jednom se gine :>) -By the way, znate li kako smo oborili avion (f-117 a)? PVO je dobio AMAZING SUCCESS na 1d20 (critical) i bacismo dobru kockicu na hit tabeli... ;) -Idemo li u dobrovoljce da malo FRPamo uzivo? Hehehe ;) Kad te rokne granata, ti dreknes "toga nije bilo u RuleBook-u!!" Pa dok oni listaju da provere ....
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